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Wednesday, February 20, 2013

And now, one about your IQ . . .

. . . so, a guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there's a robot bartender.

The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Whiskey."

The robot brings back his drink and says to the man, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says,"168."

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The guy leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Whiskey."

Again, the robot brings the man his drink and says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "100."

The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser, the Saints and LSU Tigers.

The guy leaves, but still finds this very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time. He goes back into the bar.

The robot says, "What will you have?"

The guy says, "Whiskey," and the robot brings him his whiskey.

The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"

The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

The robot leans in real close and says, "So . . . you people . . . still happy . . . with Obama?"

Whether you like Obama or not, you must agree: this one is really funny! A friends shared this on Facebook.

6 comments:

  1. If someone were to tell me his IQ is 50, Pat, I would offer him a copy of Utusan Malaysia. Which should be renamed Utusan Perkasa.

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    1. Yes, I have to agree with you here - Utusan would be the obvious choice; unless one thinks of Kosmo, which I've heard is quite something else altogether :(

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  2. Can be easily adapted for local readers simply by substituting Obama with BN.

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    1. Yes, I'd agree with that - and I'd add: most other political parties, too ;)

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  3. More apt if we replace Obama with Najib (and his cabinet)

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    1. Hahaha! But many would agree that it would work very well with Anwar, too ;)

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